Flowery language and the Moon light snow shoe

I had a friend read my blog to see if I made any glaring errors I passed over when editing. She is a very good writer hence the reason I asked. "Too flowery" She said in an email. Later she called back saying that she thought that may have been too harsh. I thought it was funny. I love flowers. "Flowery is not a word anyone would use to describe me so where did all that come from?" Not sure? I was trying to write something I thought other people would understand and would enjoy doing if they never thought about a moonlight snowshoe before.

She says that I can be funny and I have a great voice for storytelling. The voice she read was one from someone I was trying to emulate. I would like to know who that might have been. Perhaps, I was channeling when I wrote that!?! I am not sure people want to know what is pulsing through my head when I do these activities but she says that they would. So, I am going to try again to tell you how incredible it is to moonlight snowshoe. Actually, snowshoeing at night, no matter what’s hanging in the sky is incredible. What does go through my mind when I participate in these activities, I am sure you are wondering now. It's probably what everyone else is thinking. "How come no one likes to do this with me” I ask friends all the time and everyone is busy. So off I go. I can't help it; I am drawn to the outdoors and look for any enticing excuse to do anything outside. Once, when I made the mistake of having an office job, I would leave the office on a "coffee break" just to breathe real air. I did this a lot, everyone thought I had a coffee addiction, a really big one. I let them down easy.

I often think as I am trudging up the mountain, why do I do this all the time and I am still huffing and puffing? Will my butt get any smaller, I am using it, and it should Dr Oz! My ski pants are filthy and need to be washed- badly. Why again did I buy cream colored pants? Oh yeah, they matched the jacket, still stupid. If I found the right man would he be doing this with me? He better or he couldn't be the right man! Under the moonlight, making out in the trees, now this sounds awesome to me. Come to think of it, wouldn't it be great to meet the right man wandering around up here. Would I be scarred or excited? Where did I put that bear mace anyways? I sometimes follow a trail made by others and depending on the snow, I make my own. It's tiring to make your own path but the hip flexors love it and that makes putting on ski boots easier, tying shoes as well. Making your own path can be so cliché and boring metaphorically, so what’s really fun is to equate it with not following the rules that others have set up for you. I hate most rules and will follow those that will keep others safe. For instance, I stop at stop signs and don't run red lights. But other rules are just plain nonsense.

Wandering around in the woods, at night, when its soooo quiet you can hear your own heart beat is amazing. I know people don't like to be alone but ominous feeling of being totally alone in the wilderness is something you cannot get out of your mind. It has a freeing feeling like everything that has been bothering me somehow does not seem too difficult and in those trees is the answer. "Stop worrying about it and take some action". The blood pumping through my body floods me with an energy that helps me to believe anything is possible and I really believe that! You cannot imagine how bright the moon can be. You can walk anywhere without concern, you can see every crevasse carved into the mountain, every detail of the fallen trees and the ones still standing. I laugh when I think about how the moon freaks people out with its power. I know I am drawn to it but I think people use it as an excuse to behave badly or write a scary story, one of the two.

Just last night I saw the sliver of the moon and I know the full one is on its way. I got really excited! Is that pathetic or weird? I am almost compelled to research more about the moon, but don't tell anyone they may think I have lost my marbles. The moon is coming so try to get out and enjoy it. I will take notes about all the stuff that flows through my brain and give you moonlight snowshoe 2!